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A kid was running as fast as she could, doing laps around the playground at school.
She stopped to tell the teacher on recess duty.
Kid: “Look how fast I am! I was really fast, like a Cheeto!”
Teacher: “Yeah, you were really fast. You were so fast I’m going to call you flaming hot.”