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Kid: [thrashes on floor and hollers] “I’m tired! My half-brother woke me up early this morning!”

Teacher: “What time did your half-brother wake you up?”

Kid: “6:59 am.”

Teacher: “What time do you usually wake up?”

Kid: “7.”